Brandy de Lara

Renaissance WOMAN

Brandy de Lara is fuckin’ classy and shit. She’s half Mexican, half Irish, and all tramp. She can hold her liquor, throw a punch, and recite Shakespeare all at the same time. Brandy’s hobbies include wisecracking, falling in love with tall gay men, and thanking her Lord Jesus Christ for being her baby daddy. Brandy is a proud member of Theatre Bay Area.

Since we don't have a longer bio for Brandy, we'll augment her page with something we received from her via email some time ago. It's kind of like a little self-portrait.

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:00 a.m.

2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls, I’m fucking classy

3. What is your favorite TV show? DOG the muther effin Bounty Hunter, Desperate Housewives, or anything HGTV!!!!

4. What did you have for breakfast? A quad iced white mocha, Nonfat, No whip

5. What is your middle name? Alexandra

6. What is your favorite cuisine? I don’t keep this girlish figure by being picky, I eat it all..

7. What food do you dislike? Langua, that gives me the Ha’s

8. What is your favorite chip flavor? Salt and Vinegar

9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Distorted Penguins

10. What type of car do you drive? 2004 VW Golf (My baby bullet)

11. Favorite sandwich? A Monte Cristo.

12. What characteristic do you despise? Snatchism

13. Favorite item of clothing? JEANS, and my dog hat...

14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? MEXICO, okay no no, I can’t go there, they may keep me, so Ireland….the other homeland

15. What color is your bathroom? Yellow and blue

16. Where would you retire to? SO CAL

17. What was your most memorable birthday? My surprise 20th birthday. I had no idea….

18. Favorite sport to watch? Hockey

19. What fabric detergent do you use? Gain

20. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke

21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? I am Night Owl…whoo whoo

22. What is your shoe size? 10 W = Boat

23. Do you have any pets? My sister Ashley

24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with friends or family? I am now a princess. Thank You Thank You!!!

25. What did you want to be when you were little? I wanted to be an actress, fancy that, I also wanted to be an interior designer, a singer, a nurse, a writer, and a beat poet.

26. What is your full name? Brandy Alexandra Conseula Martha Rosa de Lara

27. Do you have any children? Not that I know of, but if you happen across one that you think I may like, just grab him and bring him on over!!!!