Sarah Isaacs

Legal Counsel

Imagine keeping these crazy cats in line... The late night calls to bail them out of lock-up, haggling with the judge. "Please, your honor. You don't understand. These are the ACTORS...the show MUST go on!"

Naw, just kidding, they're all a bunch of sweeties. That's why I can't stay away. I've been hanging around this crew since around 2002ish. At some point in time, I seem to have married into the company vis-a-vis my managing director, graphic designer, web-master-of-the-universe husband, Cheshire. I'm sort of an Impact-in-law, if you will. Fitting for the legal counsel, huh? This means I offer my 2 cents (or more) on graphics ideas, hang out at the retreats and discuss plays and cocktail recipes, get dolled up for pinup-girl shoots, clean up mold from under the risers (yes, that is love), lend a hand with props, research grants, co-host karaoke cast parties, and things of this nature.

Oh and then there's the legal stuff. So far this has mainly involved drafting contracts and defending our intellectual property rights...! People, take heed when I say this: I know the photos and posters and images on the site are AWESOME and you wish they were yours. But newsflash—they're NOT! If you think you would like to use one of them for your production, your website, your underwear, or any other nefarious purpose you've cooked up, that has not been expressly authorized on this website, then drop us a line, maybe we can work something out. Not making any promises. However, I can promise you that if you don't contact us first, and we do find out about you (and believe me, we have our sources) you will be hearing from me, I will metaphorically kick your ass, and you will literally be sorry!