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    <updated>2008-06-14T17:25:03Z</updated>
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    <title>My Surgery</title>
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    <published>2008-06-14T17:09:41Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-14T17:25:03Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Hey, everyone: In case you email me next week and it takes me even longer than usual to get back to you, here&apos;s the 411: I&apos;m having cyborg enhancement surgery on Wednesday, 6/18. They plan to cut my leg off and reattach it using titanium and ceramic parts. This is...</summary>
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        <name>Melissa</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey, everyone:  In case you email me next week and it takes me even longer than usual to get back to you, here's the 411:  I'm having cyborg enhancement surgery on Wednesday, 6/18.  They plan to cut my leg off and reattach it using titanium and ceramic parts.  This is also known as . . .</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>. . . a total hip replacement.  But that sounds so dull, no?  Because my hip issues are caused by congenital hip dysplasia (just like your German Shepherd!) I also get a little reconstructive on my pelvis.  They're going to move my right hip socket into the correct position, then reassemble my hip joint with the cool robot parts, and, considering they did the left hip a few years back, I'll be an official cyborg.  </p>

<p>To be fair, my nine year old son's opinion is: "Mommy, in order to be a cyborg, one part of your body-- but not the leg-- has to turn into a gun.  It also helps to have an infrared targeting eye."  Touche, Jonah.  Touche.</p>

<p>The recovery process is grueling.  The doctor told me to take two months off, and it'll come as no surprise to anyone that I'm taking one month off instead.  It'll take me quite a bit to get back to my computer-- I don't have a laptop, so the main issue will be sitting in a human chair.  Cyborgs have special needs.</p>

<p>My surgeon, Dr. Omar Bayne, is a badass.  He did the left hip and it's been a lifesaver.  No, not the candy kind.  Pffft-- you know I'm not that cool.</p>

<p>My report time on Wednesday is 6:30AM, which is total BS considering I have to go all the way out to Kaiser Fremont where the amazing Dr. Bayne works his joint replacement magic, but I suppose it's better to get it over with than to sweat it all day.</p>

<p>So think good thoughts for me and I'll be back with you as soon as I can.  Probably sooner.</p>]]>
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    <title>Time running out for advance tickets for Impact&apos;s poker night</title>
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    <published>2008-06-11T22:34:36Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-11T22:39:36Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Make sure to reserve your seat(s) at Impact&apos;s second annual poker tournament, Full Houses 2, this Saturday night. Save $25 by buying your tickets in advance! (That&apos;s like getting a rebuy for free at the tourney.) Afraid to play because you think you suck at poker? No worries: of course...</summary>
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        <name>Cheshire</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="/fullhouses">Make sure to reserve your seat(s)</a> at Impact's second annual poker tournament, Full Houses 2, this Saturday night. Save $25 by buying your tickets in advance! (That's like getting a rebuy for free at the tourney.)</p>

<p>Afraid to play because you think you suck at poker? No worries: of course it helps to be good, but everyone has a lot of chances to win some awesome prizes, because anyone who gets a full house or better gets one of our prizes valued from $25-150. Anyone can get a full house -- it doesn't really take any skill.</p>

<p>Plus there's free pizza and desserts all night, expert-level dealers, and great music. It's going to be a blast.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Get Your Troy On!</title>
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    <published>2008-06-06T14:37:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-06T14:44:41Z</updated>
    
    <summary>One of Impact&apos;s favorite playwrights, Enrique Urueta, has a staged reading of his brand new play-in-progress Get Your Troy On! on Tuesday June 10 as part of the National Queer Arts Festival. Think Ugly Betty meets the Trojan War. Mean Girls ass-tappin&apos; The Iliad. A pop-kitsch collision of Greek myth...</summary>
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        <name>Melissa</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>One of Impact's favorite playwrights, Enrique Urueta, has a staged reading of his brand new play-in-progress <em>Get Your Troy On!</em> on Tuesday June 10 as part of the National Queer Arts Festival. Think Ugly Betty meets the Trojan War. Mean Girls ass-tappin' The Iliad. A pop-kitsch collision of Greek myth and comic books.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Here's the 411:</p>

<p>Get Your Troy On!</p>

<p>June 10 @ 7:30pm</p>

<p>Voice Factory, 1519 Mission Street at 11th St.</p>

<p>Diana wishes she was Wonder Woman. Elijah wishes he was Cher. They both wish they could be anywhere but Walnut Creek. Just before Elijah is attacked at school, their wishes come true—only instead of the daily battles of high school they find themselves fighting in the Trojan War. Can they find their way back? Do they even want to?</p>

<p>Award winning playwright Enrique Urueta returns to the National Queer Arts Festival teaming up once again with acclaimed stage and screen director Mary Guzmán to present his newest play that's a theatrical collision of pop music, comic book fantasy, and Greek mythology.</p>

<p>Hope to see you there!</p>]]>
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    <title>Shows are selling out</title>
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    <published>2008-05-31T19:06:55Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-31T19:11:33Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The past two performances of &apos;Tis Pity have completely sold out, and we&apos;ve had to turn people away. We&apos;re psyched about having such a successful show, of course, but we also don&apos;t want to disappoint anyone. There are only four performances left, and if you want to see the show,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The past two performances of <em>'Tis Pity</em> have completely sold out, and we've had to turn people away. We're psyched about having such a successful show, of course, but we also don't want to disappoint anyone.</p>

<p>There are only four performances left, and if you want to see the show, guarantee your seats by <a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/33136">buying your tickets in advance</a>.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Ching Chong Chinaman staged reading tonight!</title>
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    <published>2008-05-28T23:11:37Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-29T07:34:23Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Don&apos;t miss our staged reading of Ching Chong Chinaman tonight at 7pm at La Val&apos;s. Only $5 or FREE with your &apos;Tis Pity ticket! Update: the reading was awesome -- thanks to everyone for coming out, to Lauren for letting us do it, and to our actors for doing such...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don't miss our staged reading of <em><a href="/season/0708/ccc.php">Ching Chong Chinaman</a></em> tonight at 7pm at La Val's. Only $5 or FREE with your <em>'Tis Pity</em> ticket!</p>

<p>Update: the reading was awesome -- thanks to everyone for coming out, to Lauren for letting us do it, and to our actors for doing such a great job! Stay tuned for a very special announcement...</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Regina Stadnik is awesome</title>
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    <published>2008-05-25T17:07:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-25T17:19:53Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Regina Stadnik is a longtime Impact supporter. We at Impact have been lucky to have Regina as a regular audience member for years. Now it&apos;s our turn to be her audience member: Regina is part of an awesome visual and performance art event based on the writings of Britta J....</summary>
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        <name>Melissa</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Regina Stadnik is a longtime Impact supporter.  We at Impact have been lucky to have Regina as a regular audience member for years.  Now it's our turn to be her audience member: Regina is part of an awesome visual and performance art event based on the writings of Britta J. Austin called <em>Whole Story: Notecards: A Living Museum</em>.</p>

<p>There are dozens of local artists, dancers, musicians, and theatre folk involved-- many of whom I bet you know. </p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>In addition to Regina, Impact audiences might be familiar with <em>A Living Museum </em>participants Liz Lisle (Shotgun Players), Nina Haft (local award-winning choreographer and head of dance company Nina Haft & Co), and theatre group Elastic Future.</p>

<p>There are dozens of other participants and it looks like an awesome event all around.</p>

<p>Unfortunately, it opens the day after my surgery (I'll blog about that later), so I'm out-- all y'all have to go in my stead.</p>

<p>It's June 19th - 29th at Intersection for the Arts on Valencia in SF; $5 - 10 sliding scale.</p>

<p>More info: www.theintersection.org or www.watchwordpress.org<br />
</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Jukebox Stories on tour!</title>
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    <published>2008-05-22T14:02:01Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-22T14:05:03Z</updated>
    
    <summary>From Prince and Brandon! Dear Friends: Prince and Brandon were planning to spend the summer visiting red-light districts in different parts of the world, but they have both evolved into curmudgeons who would rather watch TIVO-ed episodes of &quot;Deal or No Deal&quot; nonstop. However, they have agreed to emerge from...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>From Prince and Brandon!</p>

<p>Dear Friends:</p>

<p>Prince and Brandon were planning to spend the summer visiting red-light districts in different parts of the world, but they have both evolved into curmudgeons who would rather watch TIVO-ed episodes of "Deal or No Deal" nonstop. However, they have agreed to emerge from their bilateral, Howie Mandel-induced hypnosis for four public performances of JUKEBOX STORIES in Boston, DC, Minneapolis, and Brooklyn in June. Details below. So we ask you: "Deal...? Or no deal?"</p>

<p>xoxoxoxo<br />
Prince & Brandon<br />
http://www.jukeboxstories.com</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>June 5, 2008 @ 7:00PM ($12)<br />
BRYANT LAKE BOWL<br />
810 West Lake Street<br />
Minneapolis, Minnesota 55408<br />
http://www.bryantlakebowl.com</p>

<p>June 12, 2008 @ 8:00PM ($10)<br />
THE WONDERLAND BALLROOM<br />
1101 Kenyon Street NW<br />
Washington, DC 20010<br />
http://www.thewonderlandballroom.com</p>

<p>June 14, 2008 @ 7:00PM ($10)<br />
LIVING ROOM LOUNGE<br />
245 23rd Street<br />
Brooklyn, New York 11215<br />
http://www.myspace.com/livingroombrooklyn</p>

<p>June 15, 2008 @ 8:00PM ($8)<br />
KENNEDY’S MIDTOWN<br />
42 Province Street<br />
Boston, Massachusetts 02109<br />
http://www.kennedysmidtown.com</p>

<p>=========================</p>

<p>MORE INFO AT http://www.jukeboxstories.com<br />
PRINCE BLOGS AT http://bamboonation.blogspot.com<br />
BRANDON LIVES AT http://www.brandonpatton.com</p>]]>
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    <title>Poker night benefit tickets now on sale</title>
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    <published>2008-05-21T00:15:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-21T00:25:23Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Finally -- the prizes have been announced, and tickets are on sale for Full Houses 2: A Poker Tournament to Benefit Impact Theatre. Grand prize is a Wii, and other prizes include gift certificates to great restaurants, theatre companies, and movie theaters, as well as things like a tour and...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Finally -- the prizes have been announced, and tickets are on sale for <a href="/fullhouses">Full Houses 2: A Poker Tournament to Benefit Impact Theatre</a>. Grand prize is a Wii, and other prizes include gift certificates to great restaurants, theatre companies, and movie theaters, as well as things like a tour and tasting for four at Charles Chocolates.</p>

<p>The best part is, you don't even have to be good to win prizes, and everyone has a blast. <a href="/fullhouses">Find out more and see photos from last time.</a></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Octopus KICKS ASS</title>
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    <published>2008-05-18T16:24:51Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-18T16:30:03Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Last night, DMW and I saw opening night of Octopus by Steven Yockey at the Magic, and it was wonderful. The final moment is honestly one of the best things I have EVER seen in the theatre....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Last night, DMW and I saw opening night of Octopus by Steven Yockey at the Magic, and it was wonderful.  The final moment is honestly one of the best things I have EVER seen in the theatre. </p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>The script is fantastic, the set is gorgeous and perfect, and the acting is truly great.</p>

<p>The standout performance was given by Patrick Alparone, who was absolutely wonderful.  I know Patrick, and I'm very familiar with his acting (he was Impact's Hamlet, as well as Shithead in Nicky Goes Goth), so I expected his performance to be excellent, but this was some of the best acting I've ever seen anywhere.  So detailed, so nuanced, so complex, so sweet, so charming, so moving.  If he doesn't get at least a Critics Circle nomination for this, I'm going to go Courtney Love on them.</p>

<p>Another standout was Brad Erickson.  He's the Executive Director of Theatre Bay Area, and he turned in a wonderful, fearless performance, which proves (as if we needed even more proof) that the SF Bay Area has the kick-assingest theatre service org run by the biggest badass in the nation.</p>

<p>So hightail it out to Fort Mason-- and be prepared to pay a bit for parking. Although it's definitely the cheapest parking in San Francisco, it's still annoying that they started charging.  But whatever-- it's wellllllllllllllll worth it.</p>

<p>www.magictheatre.org<br />
www.patrickalparone.com<br />
www.theatrebayarea.org<br />
</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>3 Down, 3 to Go!</title>
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    <published>2008-05-18T16:04:26Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-18T16:10:02Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I can hardly believe we&apos;re halfway through the run of &apos;Tis Pity. It seems like we only just opened two weeks ago, when in reality it was three and have only three more weeks of performances. Only 9 more shows! It&apos;s always interesting to watch a show grow and mature,...</summary>
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        <name>Diana</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I can hardly believe we're halfway through the run of <em>'Tis Pity</em>.  It seems like we only just opened two weeks ago, when in reality it was three and have only three more weeks of performances.  Only 9 more shows!  It's always interesting to watch a show grow and mature, which is one of my favorite things about stage managing, and this one has definitely gotten better with time.</p>

<p>On a side note, congratulations to Impact Artistic Associate (and <em>'Tis Pity</em> cast member) Miyuki Bierlein, upon her upcoming college graduation!  Mad props.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>The Berkeley Daily Planet on &apos;Tis Pity: &quot;Great theatre&quot;</title>
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    <published>2008-05-14T07:46:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-14T07:56:18Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Ken Bullock of the Berkeley Daily Planet says that our &apos;Tis Pity She&apos;s a Whore is &quot;great theatre, suspense, and cruel action that surpass mere melodrama.... Keeping it clear and close to the text, and moving right along, [director Melissa Hillman] gets consistently good performances.... As siblings turned lovers, Marissa...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ken Bullock of the <i>Berkeley Daily Planet</i> says that our <a href="/season"><em>'Tis Pity She's a Whore</em></a> is "great theatre, suspense, and cruel action that surpass mere melodrama.... Keeping it clear and close to the text, and moving right along, [director Melissa Hillman] gets consistently good performances.... As siblings turned lovers, Marissa Keltie and John Terrell...come through where it counts, with a sense of the transcendental drive Artaud talked about, hellbent and implacable."</p>

<p><a href="http://www.berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2008-05-08/article/29952">Read the whole thing.</a></p>]]>
        
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    <title>New trailer for &apos;Tis Pity!</title>
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    <published>2008-05-09T19:48:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-09T19:49:38Z</updated>
    
    <summary>We now have a trailer posted for &apos;Tis Pity up on YouTube. Check it out....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We now have a trailer posted for <i>'Tis Pity</i> up on YouTube. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBDpECG3Ub4">Check it out.</a></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Hey, A.C.T.!</title>
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    <published>2008-05-02T19:48:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-03T00:59:23Z</updated>
    
    <summary>One of the actors in Impact&apos;s &apos;Tis Pity was handing a flyer to a friend yesterday when this actor (who shall remain nameless) was accosted by an onlooker. &quot;I&apos;m in the A.C.T. version of that,&quot; he smirked, &quot;and we&apos;re laughing about you guys doing the play at the same time...</summary>
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        <name>Melissa</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>One of the actors in Impact's <i>'Tis Pity</i> was handing a flyer to a friend yesterday when this actor (who shall remain nameless) was accosted by an onlooker.  "I'm in the A.C.T. version of that," he smirked, "and we're laughing about you guys doing the play at the same time as us."  Is this kind of snarkiness really necessary?  Here's what I think.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>I think that A.C.T. and Impact are completely different theatres, with completely different approaches.   Wealth does not make theatre better, just as poverty doesn't automatically create artistic integrity.  A rich theatre isn't automatically a gutless sellout, and a small theatre isn't automatically beneath serious consideration because of its size.</p>

<p>In my experience of Bay Area theatre, this community of close to 400 performing arts organizations is incredibly supportive.  In twelve seasons of Impact Theatre, I literally cannot count the number of favors I've given out and been given in return -- personnel recommendations, rehearsal space, script exchanges, ticket donations -- the list goes on and on.  Everyone in the Bay Area theatre community understands that there is no such thing as competition in the theatre.  If someone attends any theatre in the Bay Area, that someone is more likely to make their way to Impact at some point, not less.  It behooves Impact as a theatre company and as a group of individuals living within a community that loves its art to see every theatre in the nine county Bay Area packed every night.</p>

<p>My guess is that this A.C.T. actor is from out of town.  I can't imagine a Bay Area actor creating an adversarial relationship between Impact and A.C.T. where none exists.</p>

<p>There are things I can do at Impact in our tiny space that simply cannot be done in a large proscenium, and there are things Carey Perloff can do at A.C.T. on her huge stage that are impossible for me to do in the Sub.  The tandem 'Tis Pitys will be completely different shows for that reason alone, not to mention the fact that Carey and I are two different people with two different visions.  We're not competing with each other.  Impact and A.C.T. have different audience bases, and, if anything, the two <i>'Tis Pity</i>s are drawing more attention to each other than they would standing alone, no?  I think it's more likely to create greater audience for both shows than anything else.</p>

<p>If I weren't going in for some ridiculously major surgery right after our <i>'Tis Pity</i> closes, I would say that we should hold a panel discussion after A.C.T.'s <i>'Tis Pity</i> opens with a combination of their personnel and ours, sharing and discussing our different approaches, what we discovered, and what we learned in the process.  Impact has a lot to teach A.C.T., and A.C.T. has a lot to teach Impact, because real professionals never stop learning from each other.</p>

<p>And, random A.C.T. actor, real professionals respect each other.  I've never encountered anyone from A.C.T. displaying anything but the utmost graciousness, professionalism, and respect, so, again, I have to assume that this actor is from out of town.</p>

<p>In the spirit of mutual respect, A.C.T., I'll comp any of your <i>'Tis Pity</i> personnel that would like to come see our version, and I hope that you will return the favor to our personnel.</p>

<p>Let's meet and discuss our excitement about this hot mess of a Carolinian bloodfest!  Come on down to our house, A.C.T., and let's play.</p>]]>
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    <title>Wear your heart (or your whore) on your sleeve</title>
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    <published>2008-04-25T16:34:54Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-25T16:47:06Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Have you ever wanted to wear your heart on your sleeve -- literally? Have you ever wanted to announce to the world what a whore you are? Fantastic news -- now you can do both! To celebrate our first non-Shakes classic, &apos;Tis Pity She&apos;s a Whore, we just made...</summary>
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        <name>Cheshire</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img alt="'Tis Pity buttons" src="http://www.impacttheatre.com/tpbuttons-sm.jpg" width="200" height="149" /></p>

<p>Have you ever wanted to wear your heart on your sleeve -- literally? Have you ever wanted to announce to the world what a whore you are? Fantastic news -- now you can do both!</p>

<p>To celebrate our first non-Shakes classic, <i>'Tis Pity She's a Whore</i>, we just made a limited edition of 100 buttons each of the two designs you see above: black with a pink "Whore" and pink with a black heart.</p>

<p>Want a pair of buttons? They're free -- but only Impact Fan Club members can get them. If you're not already on the list, <a href="contact">sign up now for free</a>, and during the run of the show you'll receive instructions on how to get your buttons.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>The Sincerest Form of Flattery: Deep Impact Theatre</title>
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    <published>2008-04-17T20:14:02Z</published>
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    <summary>Gasp! We have imitators! OK, one imitator. It&apos;s something I never thought would happen, and now that I&apos;m confronted with it, I have to say that it&apos;s a combination of flattering, entertaining, and annoying, much like the male clientele at the Mallard....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Gasp!  We have imitators!  OK, one imitator.  It's something I never thought would happen, and now that I'm confronted with it, I have to say that it's a combination of flattering, entertaining, and annoying, much like the male clientele at the Mallard.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>They're called "Deep Impact Theatre," and no, they're not the porn version of Impact.  That would be far too good to be true, not to mention slightly redundant.  They hail from San Jose State.  Behold: www.deepimpacttheatre.com.</p>

<p>Get this: They're doing Othello.</p>

<p>Be forewarned if you go to the website: the writing is abysmal and their mission is exceedingly pompous and self-important ("Above all Deep Impact is about disturbing the natural order of theater and life itself"-- Good luck with that, kids), but it looks like they're good kids working hard at it, so give them the benefit of the doubt.  If you're in the South Bay, check 'em out.  Anyone who wants to be an Impact Theatre mini-me has to be at least a little bit cool, no?</p>]]>
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