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Bring some Impact bling into your life

We know you can't always make it up to La Val's, so we wanted to make it as easy as possible for you to take us with you no matter where you are. These also make great presents for your friends and family who also love pizza, beer, and plays (not necessarily in that order).

buttonsPizza, beer and plays
button pack

Cute little buttons you can mix and match to show how much you love one or more of the things that make Impact so fun to go to.

$2 for a pack of 3

t-shirtImpact splat tee

You're a superhero in this hot black 100% cotton tee with metallic silver ink. Splat logo on one side, classic Impact logo and "Theatre that doesn't suck" on the back. In both unisex and sexy women's fitted sizes.

December special—$10 (regularly $15)

cocktail bookSinfully Delicious: The Impact Theatre Cocktail Book

Featuring 14 original cocktail recipes and accompanied by full-color photos of the enticing Impact Pinup Girls.

December special—
$15 softcover
$5 PDF version