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Ninja-Pirates v. Pirates of the Caribbean

posted by Cheshire on Wed, Jul 12, 2006
in Ninja-Pirates

Here's a simple, handy guide to why being an Impact Ninja-Pirate at House of Lucky is better than going to see Pirates of the Caribbean:

 

Ninja-Pirate @ house of lucky

pirates / caribbean

ticket cost
Free, potentially
$10
can you eat pizza and drink beer while watching the show?
Yes
No
do you have to watch the show with screaming children?
No
Probably
Do you have to get to the show ridiculously early to get a decent seat?
No
Yes
# of deadly sins
6
3 or 4
Show length
2 hours
2.5 hours
Do you get to meet the stars after the show?
Yes
Hell no
Could you possibly go drinking with the stars after the show?
Anything's possible
What are you, high?
Can you get a ticket to the Night of Sin at the show?
Abso-frickin'-lutely
Night of what, now?

Become a Ninja-Pirate and see how good your life could get.


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