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Hot PR photos posted for 'Tis Pity
posted by Cheshire on Mon, Mar 31, 2008
The gorgeous ingenue Marissa Keltie and that tousled matinee idol John Terrell turned in some steamy poses in the PR shots for our upcoming 'Tis Pity She's a Whore. The two best shots are available in multiple sizes for your blogging pleasure. Download away.
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Live mp3s from the first Jukebox Stories
posted by Cheshire on Thu, Feb 7, 2008
To get you revved up for Jukebox Stories: The Case of the Creamy Foam, we've posted free live mp3s from the original Jukebox Stories. These are from Prince and Brandon's new cd, Jukebox Stories: The Official Bootleg (which will be available at the theatre during Creamy Foam), but you can download two tracks free here -- the crowd favorites "My Sister's MySpace Profile" and "Mixed-up Modern Family." Enjoy.
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A funny thing happened to us on the way to our inbox
posted by Cheshire on Wed, Jan 2, 2008
About two months ago, we received an email from an Impact fan named Shelly. She wanted to know how she could be featured as one of the Impact pinup girls. She even had her own pinup photos, which she generously forwarded to us. This was pretty much the best email Impact had ever received.
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October pinup girl wallpaper now available!
posted by Cheshire on Sat, Oct 6, 2007
Make no mistake--Brandy will eat you alive, and you'll be thanking her for it. Here she is after dispatching Indiana Jones in one of her pictures from Sinfully Delicious: The Impact Theatre Cocktail Book.
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July 2007 Pinup Girl Calendar: The Sinfully Delicious Burlesque Girls!
posted by Cheshire on Mon, Jul 2, 2007
Last month we featured Helen, the choreographer and one of the performers of the burlesques in our current show, Impact Briefs 8: Sinfully Delicious. This month, however, we're featuring all four gorgeous burlesque dancers: Monica, Rachel, Jessica, and Helen, in their retro-licious sailor outfits from the show.
Download the July calendar (in five convenient sizes), and you'll be sure to not miss Briefs (which closes July 21, by the way, so get your tickets now).
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June Pinup Girl wallpaper
posted by Cheshire on Thu, May 31, 2007
This month's pinup girl wallpaper was easy to pick: the most risque photo from the press shoot for Impact Briefs 8: Sinfully Delicious, featuring the wicked hot Helen, who both choreographed and performs burlesques in the show. In fact, this shot was so scorching we didn't dare put it on the poster, and we only included it in the press room because we liked it so much.
In fact, we're about 150% sure it's too salacious for even the Bay Guardian to print (prove us wrong, Bruce Brugmann, we dare you!). And we were 1000% sure you were going to want it on your desktop, so download away... and don't forget to get tickets in advance for Briefs!
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April pinup calendar posted!
posted by Cheshire on Sun, Apr 1, 2007
This one's no cruel joke: April is here, and so is our new pinup girl calendar, for your downloading pleasure. This month Des shows you how hot your bowling night could be...
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February pinup girl wallpapers now available
posted by Cheshire on Thu, Feb 1, 2007
Now for your downloading pleasure: the February 2007 Impact Pinup Girl calendar! This'll spice up your Valentine's Day for sure.
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Cartoon press photos posted
posted by Cheshire on Sun, Jan 7, 2007
The press photos for Cartoon have just been posted in the Press Room, along with the show's press release. Download away if you want to help us get the word out about this fantastically violent and funny new show, coming to you in just a few short weeks.
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New Pinup Girl Wallpaper!
posted by Cheshire on Mon, Jan 1, 2007
Happy new year! Celebrate 2007 with the first pinup girl desktop wallpaper of the year, a sophisticated little number in seven different sizes, one of which is perfect for your screen. Download and enjoy, and keep February 2 open -- that's opening night of Cartoon.
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Impact Pinup Girls on your desktop!
posted by Cheshire on Tue, Dec 5, 2006
The Impact Pinup Girls are now featured in an exclusive desktop wallpaper calendar series, once per month. We're kicking off December with Alex -- this wallpaper will only be available until the end of the month, when we'll put up the January calendar, so grab it while you can!
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Brand new mp3 from Brandon Patton
posted by Cheshire on Tue, Oct 10, 2006
Hot off the presses, it's one of the songs from Jukebox Stories! For your listening pleasure, we present Brandon Patton's "Military School." Reserve your seats at 510 464-4468.
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Brandon Patton mp3
posted by Cheshire on Sun, Oct 8, 2006
We're getting ready to trick out the Impact site with all kinds of Jukebox Stories goodness. But for now, enjoy "3,100 Miles," a free download from singer-songwriter Brandon Patton. Look for more songs from Brandon and stories from Prince Gomolvilas very soon.
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Oh, the sex we could be having on these postcards!
posted by Cheshire on Sat, Jul 1, 2006
Seriously, why did we never know that we could be getting 5x8 postcards so inexpensively, AND that it costs the same to mail them when you're mailing at the nonprofit bulk mail standard rate? We'd had a great deal on 10,000 4x6 postcards that we'd been working for years, but we never ever distributed all of them, not even for Othello.
Last week we got wind that we could be printing 5,000 5x8 postcards, just as fast and for a little less than our old deal for the 10,000 4x6 cards. And as it turns out we've been using 3rd-class mail to send our postcards, and you only get a break on 4x6 cards (or smaller) if you're sending them 1st-class.
Oh, and the room afforded by a 5x8 card! It's like we've been on a twin bed all these years, and suddenly we've leapfrogged the full and landed on a queen-sized mattress. Oh, the sex we could have on these postcards!
All this to say that the House of Lucky postcards are in, and we're pretty psyched. Soon you'll find them in cafes and bookstores, and if you're on our mailing list it'll be in the mail this week. Not on our mailing list? Fix that now.