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Ninja-Pirates Archives
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
posted by Cheshire on Tue, Sep 19, 2006
Not sure if there's an International Talk Like a Ninja Day, but there's definitely an International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Also, this is more talking about pirates than talking like a pirate, but this nugget of Jack Handey wisdom was passed on from a friend: "It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating."
As we wipe the tears from our eyes, we'd like to remind you that talking like a Ninja-Pirate is the coolest thing of all. "Hai! Arrr!"
And thanks to Pirate v. Ninja for the linky love! Go there and cast your vote.
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Ninja-Pirates v. Pirates of the Caribbean
posted by Cheshire on Wed, Jul 12, 2006
Here's a simple, handy guide to why being an Impact Ninja-Pirate at House of Lucky is better than going to see Pirates of the Caribbean:
Ninja-Pirate @ house of lucky |
pirates / caribbean |
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| ticket cost | ||
| can you eat pizza and drink beer while watching the show? | ||
| do you have to watch the show with screaming children? | ||
| Do you have to get to the show ridiculously early to get a decent seat? | ||
| # of deadly sins | ||
| Show length | ||
| Do you get to meet the stars after the show? | ||
| Could you possibly go drinking with the stars after the show? | ||
| Can you get a ticket to the Night of Sin at the show? |
Become a Ninja-Pirate and see how good your life could get.
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Pinup Girls in the Secret Lair
posted by Cheshire on Mon, Jul 10, 2006
We're deep into production on Sinfully Delicious: The Impact Theatre Cocktail Book, the first item we're producing that will feature the Impact Pinup Girls (that's Jenn to the right there). The book, containing recipes for 14 slammin' original concoctions and a pinup girl to accompany each one, will be available starting at the Night of Sin.
But the Impact Ninja-Pirates can get an advance look at the first seven pinup girls -- they're in the Ninja-Pirate Secret Lair. Wha?? You're not an Impact Ninja-Pirate? Complete a mission and get initiated right now! (FYI -- the images in the Secret Lair are a lot bigger than that little image to the right.)
Click the link above to get more info on the missions you can complete, how many points you get for each one, and what you can receive for your points.
UPDATE: Sinfully Delicious: The Impact Theatre Cocktail Book is done! It features 14 original cocktail recipes, each accompanied by a gorgeous Impact Pinup Girl. Click here for sample spreads and ordering info.